Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Oedipal Wrecks

Hey. Hey you. Weirdo. Getting a nice look at those pics on the interwebs of Britney Spears' concert in Atlanta from the other night? Good. So did her kids.

Because she has the parenting skills of a wounded wombat, Britney issued an official statement on her blog making it clear her children are watching her perform despite reports that Kevin -best dad ever!- Federline wanted them kept away from the shows:

"Contrary to rumors linked to false articles, Britney Spears' sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will be joining her on the entire Circus tour and will be attending shows as planned. Britney's family is a huge inspiration and she loves having them on the road with her."

And that's how you turn your kids into serial killers. The End.

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