Thursday, January 15, 2009

Thanks For Nothing, Bob Barker

Hey kids! Mickey Rourke and his Chihuahua, Jaws, star in this latest PETA ad urging you to remove your pet's testicles or ovaries! Check out the text below which I guarantee is a direct Mickey Rourke quote based solely on its blunt effectiveness that also suggests the speaker's retardation:

"When dogs get knocked up,

"Puppies get put down

"Because there aren't enough homes for them."

I was gonna' add a closing remark, but what could possibly top that? Well played, Mickey Rourke... well played.

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