One Night Only: Vic Hitler

Surely you remember Heath and Deborah Campbell, the two failures at life that named their children Adolph Hitler, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie? Well, unsurprisingly, they've had their kids removed from the household by New Jersey's Division of Youth and Family Services because they're idiots who shouldn't have been allowed to breed in the first place.

"No reason was given for why the children were removed, however, and Holland
Township police chief David Van Gilson told the site they had not received any
reports of abuse or negligence."

Um, news flash: naming your son Adolph Hitler IS abuse.

" 'They're just names, you know,' Heath Campbell told the Easton Express-Times
in December. 'Yeah, they (the Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are
little. They're not going to grow up like that.' "

However, Heath reportedly denies the Holocaust, and their home is decorated with swastikas.
Real smooth there, Heath, real smooth.