I tell you, this fantasy football thing is grueling.One game. I won one game. Sweet jumpin' jesus.
In the office Yahoo league? I lost. I guess it doesn't really matter since I've clinched a playoff berth, but pride still counts for something, right? The worse news is my next two games are tougher than this last one, and my last game of the regular season is against the league juggernaut, San Diego Zoo. That's right: the undefeated guy. Dammit.
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*2. The Dirty Jedi's 10-2-0
*3. Chuck A Ducks 10-2-0
*4. Tropical Depressions 9-3-0
*5. Enigma 9-3-0
6. Go Frenchy!! 8-4-0
7. AllStar Chuck Norris 7-5-0
8. Anal Tongue Darts 7-5-0
9. The Greasy Pablos 6-6-0
10. Ninerjunky08 6-6-0
11. Crabtree'sCrabapples 5-7-0
12. Hot Pipin Carl 5-7-0
13. MB Blitz 5-7-0
14. DEM HOODSTARZ 5-7-0
15. mmmmmm..beer 5-7-0
16. I Miss Baseball 4-8-0
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18. Jumers Junkies 3-9-0
19. Blitzburgh 0-12-0
20. Pig Skins & Beer 0-12-0
Tony just slipped out of the playoffs, but Robert? He's still in 'em, as usual. Odds are I'll play him in the first round... which could be bad for your beloved Tropical Depressions.In the "Everyone league?" I lost.
Wealth & Beauty
West Division
Team W L T
cannon ball 11 1 0
The Punctuation 5 7 0
Omegahedrons 5 7 0
Charlatans EC 3 9 0
Central Division
Team W L T
The Mighty Bosh 10 2 0
CBS Sportsline.com sucks 6 6 0
Nadia's Team 6 6 0
Candy Cave Dwellers 4 8 0
East Division
Team W L T
Minny's Meanies 7 5 0
Potato 6 6 0
Arsenal 6 6 0
Carl 3 9 0
I guess it doesn't really matter much here either, but for different reasons. Here I'm out of the playoff picture, so all I have left is pride. Nancy could still make the playoffs though, if she hangs on to second in our division, so I'm typing this with fingers crossed. Ow.Tony has a shot at the playoffs too. Joe? Robert? Not so much.
In the solo league? I won! My one wee win!
Lookee:
Team W L T
from bittercreek 8 4 0
packers 7 5 0
TPDG 3 8 1 0
Central Division
Team W L T
Cowboys from Hell 7 5 0 0
Mos Eisley Marauders 5 7 0
Steel Curtain 4 8 0
East Division
Team W L T
Second Stringers 9 3 0
James Gang 8 3 1
Ash Kickers 8 4 0
Fightin' Squid 6 6 0
If I can win next week, and if Cowboys From Hell loses, I could maybe make the playoffs... maybe. Yeah, I'm not so sure either.
Finally, in the league where once I was the juggernaut? Not. I lost. Again.
Idiots Legue
East Division
Team W L T
Blue Meanies 8 4 0
The Steamrollers 6 6 0
NJ MAaTHiyAZ 6 6 0
goldminers 3 8 1
Central Division
Team W L T
Pigs 7 4 1
Customs Cavity Searchers 7 5 0
Mighty Hamsters 5 7 0
Viagracide 5 7 0
West Division
Team W L T
WARLORDS 7 5 0
FesturingTaserWound 7 5 0
Mrs. The Lunatic 5 7 0
I'm still #1 in the league, but so far my worst case scenario is panning out. If I lose the rest of the games in the regular season, I could miss the playoffs... even after going so long undefeated, and 99% of the season as the number one team.
I tell you, I just don't know about this fantasy life.
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