Being Charlie Kaufman.

You know, just three minutes after I resigned myself to living hopelessly in this pre-apocalyptic planet of the apes-any-day-now, this happens. Charlie Kaufman wins the most well-deserved statuette in the history of award shows... or, for that matter, in the history of single-cell organisms. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is, hands-down, the best story of love ever. Ever. You have a love story to tell? Don't.