Bet you weren't ready for that.

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone....

Now Ninjas know.

Throwing Starbuck.

I'm a ninja... I just work as a pirate.

The circus was burning.

I figure it was on account of Joey Punchinello freaking out, you know, 'cause I couldn't see nuthin' through the dogs.

She used to be wild for those bare-knuckle clown fights behind the tents after hours, but this was different to her....

Bingo's crying, and not just baby tears through borboun.

I stared 'em down and strolled out real slow. Never burn a clown.

The boss man treats me fine because he knows a good clown is hard to find, and I think that deep down I make him nervous.


All captions from the timeless classic: A Cotton Candy Autopsy.

If a saber falls alone in the forest, does it make any sound?

Don't try this at home.

Sabers light.

Great Moments in Comic Book History!

On Sep 13, 1999, the moon was blasted out of Earth orbit by an explosion in a nuclear waste storage area....

K-Fed-Up

You can stop wringing your hands while you wait breathlessly by the monitor... it looks like Kevin Federline's official website and MySpace are totally legit. You know... like him. Which is sad, because you wouldn't think it was possible for somebody to be so incredibly self-obsessed as to think they have achievements or that anybody cares about them just because they're married to a celebrity.

"I don't think we've ever been formally introduced. My name is Kevin Federline. I'm 6 feet tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha. On a more serious note, there's going to be a lot more information and updates on here in the coming weeks and I think this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am. Anyway, thanks for checking out my site and be sure to come back often." ~A message from Kevin's website

I'm pretty sure if I hit him in the face with a rock the police would let me go with a warning. Either that or some sort of medal for heroism.

Franz list.

Just... just don't shoot his wolf, alright?

Great Moments in Comic Book History!

It's been too long, hasn't it? Well kids, at least it was worth the wait!

The two things ex-astronauts agree on:
1) Nobody up there is watching us. Nobody at all.
2) We are not the last survivors of life in the universe, but very likely we are the first examples of life.

These things have convinced them that the most important thing humans can do is learn how to be excellent ancestors.