“What time did the man go to the dentist?
"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!"
“A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’”
“Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
"Because he was a little horse!”
“5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.”