Holiday Gift Guide 2016: Those Near And Far Wars.

Holiday Gift Idea #26: Suit up!

Holiday Gift Idea #27: Don't be blue, Leia!

Holiday Gift Idea #28: From AT-AT to Z.

Holiday Gift Idea #29: Wookie! Woooooo!

Holiday Gift Idea #30: So it's big.

Holiday Gift Idea #31: Mano a Solo.

Holiday Gift Idea #32: Hey, Artoo!

Holiday Gift Guide 2016: Mars Rising.

Holiday Gift Idea #21: Talking to the moon, and taking it to the streets.

Holiday Gift Idea #22: Treasure alright.

Holiday Gift Idea #23: Funk'd up.

Holiday Gift Idea #24: Magic on the floor.

Holiday Gift Idea #25: All you need is Mars.

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Holiday Gift Guide 2016: You Know, For Kitchens!

Holiday Gift Idea #16: The forks awaken!

Holiday Gift Idea #17: Make it soooooo tasty!

Holiday Gift Idea #18: Friendship is magic!

Holiday Gift Idea #19: Dr. Whooooooooooooooo!

Holiday Gift Idea #20: And in the darkness drink them.

Holiday Gift Guide 2016: By Book Or By Crook.

Holiday Gift Idea #11: "And sometimes you get 22."

Holiday Gift Idea #12: "This door is wide enough for two people."

Holiday Gift Idea #13: Twisting by the pool....

Holiday Gift Idea #14: "And every blade of grass...."

Holiday Gift Idea #15: "Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron."

Holiday Gift Guide 2016: Tech No!

Holiday Gift Idea #6: TIE one on for size.

Holiday Gift Idea #7: That sense of Enterprise.

Holiday Gift Idea #8: TARDIS memories.

Holiday Gift Idea #9: Stay on target!

Holiday Gift Idea #10: Back to Jakku!

Your 2016 Holiday Gift Guide!

Holiday Gift Idea #1: You are Iron Man!

Holiday Gift Idea #2: Sock it to 'em!

Holiday Gift Idea #3: Super!

Holiday Gift Idea #4: Cap cap!

Holiday Gift Idea #5: Just us shoes!

Putting The "Bang!" In "Thanksgiving!"

Helps The Pretzel Sticks Go Down.

Worth 5k.

Save The Neck For Me.

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Sittin' Around With Nuthin' Bettter To Do.

Donald J. Trump 

✔@realDonaldTrump

I watched parts of @nbcsnl Saturday Night Live last night. It is a totally one-sided, biased show - nothing funny at all. Equal time for us?

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Now More Than Ever!

“What time did the man go to the dentist?

"Tooth hurt-y.”

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!"

“A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’”

“Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 


"Because he was a little horse!”

“5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.”

Sick And Satired.

The Best Thing I Said Today.

"Commiseration is the new black."

More Power To You.

Go Hawks!

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Get Off The Island...

and swim back to shore.

Mars Saves.

Didn't I?

Cold & Broken.

The Best Thing I Said Today.

"I guess we're Americants after all."

I Ache In The Places.

Rest in peace, old friend.

There's Got To Be.

Michael Moore's "Morning After To-Do List:"

Morning After To-Do List:

1. Take over the Democratic Party and return it to the people. They have failed us miserably.

2. Fire all pundits, predictors, pollsters and anyone else in the media who had a narrative they wouldn’t let go of and refused to listen to or acknowledge what was really going on. Those same bloviators will now tell us we must “heal the divide” and “come together.” They will pull more hooey like that out of their ass in the days to come. Turn them off.

3. Any Democratic member of Congress who didn’t wake up this morning ready to fight, resist and obstruct in the way Republicans did against President Obama every day for eight full years must step out of the way and let those of us who know the score lead the way in stopping the meanness and the madness that’s about to begin.

4. Everyone must stop saying they are “stunned” and “shocked.” What you mean to say is that you were in a bubble and weren’t paying attention to your fellow Americans and their despair. YEARS of being neglected by both parties, the anger and the need for revenge against the system only grew. Along came a TV star they liked whose plan was to destroy both parties and tell them all “You’re fired!” Trump’s victory is no surprise. He was never a joke. Treating him as one only strengthened him. He is both a creature and a creation of the media and the media will never own that.

5. You must say this sentence to everyone you meet today: “HILLARY CLINTON WON THE POPULAR VOTE!” The MAJORITY of our fellow Americans preferred Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump. Period. Fact. If you woke up this morning thinking you live in an effed-up country, you don’t. The majority of your fellow Americans wanted Hillary, not Trump. The only reason he’s president is because of an arcane, insane 18th-century idea called the Electoral College. Until we change that, we’ll continue to have presidents we didn’t elect and didn’t want. You live in a country where a majority of its citizens have said they believe there’s climate change, they believe women should be paid the same as men, they want a debt-free college education, they don’t want us invading countries, they want a raise in the minimum wage and they want a single-payer true universal health care system. None of that has changed. We live in a country where the majority agree with the “liberal” position. We just lack the liberal leadership to make that happen (see: #1 above).

Cue Applause.

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It's About Legacy; It's About The Future.

Oh, and go vote.

With Her... No Without Her.

Oh, and go vote.

Mind The Aggregate!

Oh, and go vote.

The Best Thing I Said Today.

"It's like how all boots are shoes, but no tomatoes are fish."

Whoa, Man! No Wonder!

Truth To Power-Hungry.

The saddest thing is, if you don't believe the data, you won't be able to afford to pay the price.

Always Remember.

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