''My life is really evil. There are people who are starving in the world, and I drive an Infiniti. That's really evil. There are people who would just starve to death. That's all they ever did. There's people who are like born, and they go, "Oh, I'm hungry," and then they just die. And that's all they ever got to do. And meanwhile, I'm in my car, "boom, boom, pow," like having a great time and I sleep like a baby. It's totally my fault, 'cause I could trade my Infiniti for like a really good car, like a nice Ford Focus with no miles on it, and I'd get back like $20,000. And I could save hundreds of people from dying of starvation with that money, and every day I don't do it. Every day I make them die with my car.''