Plastic Pews!

Carvey With A Chance Of Oddballs

NSFW... NR... IMI.

This is the "NSFW Workplace Safety Advisory System," it works just like the color-coded Homeland Security Advisory System. I don't know about you, but I could die happily never seeing a threat over yellow. You? I can tell you're a deviant... isn't that you up there in red?

Turn. Or Turn Not.

This is a funny little video of Yoda  doing his voice recording for the  Star Wars series of TomTom GPS voices. I'm not even gonna lie: I giggled.

Shhhhhh! Boom! Awwwwww!

Sorry About Those Harpoons & Tow Cables!

At Last!

Rat Packs

Spectacle, Anyway.

No, I'm Just Slight Of Hands.

Ring-A-Ding!

Living History... Or Wagering On It, At Least.

Huh. The Mormons only stayed two years? And though the Southern Paiute were there first, no mention is made of when exactly they moved on... or to where. But the good news is, someone installed a giant, mechanical dragon in 1990!

John Parker! Take This Wheel!

Things To Do In Denver With The Undead

Lookee! The latest in zombie apocalypse pie-charts, this one shows what you'll most likely be doing in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Not to brag or anything, but I'll almost certainly be in the little green pie-piece.

The Jerk

Steve Martin's "leaked" riders for his tour. And yes, he's 100% kidding.

Adam Must Be So Depressed

 San Francisco artist Chris Trueman is a sick, twisted genius.

 "I found a guy who raises ants and sells them as horned lizard food," he said. "The lizards need the folic acid. It's an artificial food source. If the lizards were in nature, they could get them from their own diet, but many of these lizards are kept as pets in cities like New York and San Francisco where they are hard to come by." [...]

"The ants arrived in a large peanut butter jar -- just this huge mass of rising ants," he said. "It was weird. I couldn't set them free. They weren't native to the area and if they bit someone, they would leave welts, and I couldn't feed them, so I had to kill them."

Peel n' Sip!

"The inventor of this disposable stemware actually took it on a show dedicated to finding cool new products, and it was rejected. The joke's on them; they're blowing up over in the UK. At £2.25 a glass (~$3.40) they're not exactly cost effective...

"...cost aside, the real advantage is in the simple fact that it's sealed and good to go. The foil top is like a yogurt container's, keeping your wine fresh and your legal status legit."

 Urp.

Better Saber Than Sorry

Because geeks  like arguing about things to show off their intellectual superiority (think nerdy peacocks), here's a visual guide to lightsabers so you can prove you're right when arguing with a fellow Star Warser at the bar over a cold Mountain Dew.

And, yes. I see the errors too.

Hey, Boo. Lego?

Tea Lights My Fire