Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I Got A Rock

Actually, That IS My Father's Oldsmobile

Sigh.

4,000

Put The Ottoman Next To That Elephant, Please.

Enjoy Every Sandwich

Music Man

Hopelessly Devoted

With Us; Without You

Best Man

"No Fun."

Hail Storms?

For Loving

7-5-Braaiiiiiinnnnnnnsssssssssss

Bad Zombie!

So Now You have Zombies

Guy Versus Zombie

This Is A Zombie

Sooooooo Not Cool

This is a piano.



This is a piano which, through the use of the black magic and robotics, is able to speak in one of the scariest voices I've ever heard. Well, besides the one that comes out of my neighbor's dog. But, that's nothing to worry about... right?

Featherless

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. "

"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."

"Civil liberties are greatly curtailed in a police state, and freedom of speech is unheard of, although one is allowed to mime to a record."

Get happy!

A Serious Trailer

Stand-Up Guy

It's "Animal Farm Meets 1,000 Pounds Of Felt!"

Panda Bounce!

BOUNCE!

Spider Man Returns!

David Thorne, a man best known for drawing a picture of a seven-legged spider to settle an unpaid bill, is back at it -- this time staving off another rental property inspection with shark drawings. And while David may never top the spider bit, this one did have its moments. Namely the end. Unfortunately, it also has a lot of words, which I mostly skimmed over.

Like words? Then... GO!

No Boom For You!

Huh. Have you been wondering what happens when you cut out all the effects shots from a five-minute clip of Roland Emmerich's newest disaster film, 2012?



Mystery solved, Encyclopedia Brown.

Who!

I stopped caring about Dr. Who when Tom Baker's Doctor regenerated... but damned if this new logo isn't the coolest thing since Jelly Babies.

Make It So!

This is a fan-edited video of the hateable ensign Wesley Crusher finally meeting his doom. I could say more... but, really? Do I need to?

Checkers

I Like...

Come on, man... I do that shit all the time. ALL. THE. TIME.

Google (Go type "I like" to see for yourself. Go on!)