The Gemmy Santa is a 5-foot tall Claus that sings and dances and, well, writhes to holiday music and makes you feverishly wish you lived in a time or place when the creation of such things would constitute witchcraft and would be discouraged by public drownings or burnings or being pelted with live carp or something.Anyway, here’s Josh McCormick’s guide to alleviating the suffering by getting Santa to rock out to Dio or whatever for the holidays.
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