I'm as big a fan of building your own reality then taking off your socks, making fists with your toes and stomping around the newly-carpeted floor of said world you've made as the next guy... but the Simpson sisters have really taken it to a whole new level.
Jessica Simpson was overhead bitching to her mom about her sister Ashlee at the Accessories Council ACE awards red carpet recently... you know, I don't know what's more ridiculous: Jessica Simpson calling Ashlee "stupid," or the existence of the "Accessories Council Awards."
Anyway, Jessica was heard to say:
"Mom, Ashlee is so stupid. She left the popcorn in the microwave and almost
burned the house down."
Jessica and Ashlee are a living, breathing rejection of Darwinism. The State of Kansas Board of Education should pay them for simply breathing. Face it, their genes should have been dropped sometime during the stone age. Stick these two in a room unsupervised with a toaster, a loaf of bread, and some butter, and before the day is out Jessica will have somehow hung herself on the electrical cord and Ashlee will be trying frantically to butter her back to life.
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