"Comedian" Kathy Griffin, co-host of Star Jones in all E! red carpet events and former co-star with Brooke Shields in Suddenly Susan, has filed for divorce after four and a half years of marriage to D-List computer technician Matt Moline.I can't help but think that Star Jones has a hand in this and the other stuck in one of those bulk jelly bean dispensers (honestly Star, just pay the 75 cents). We've all seen The Little Mermaid. We've seen what Star did to Ariel, trying to steal her man and get all up in her grill and kill her. And if you think about it, Kathy Griffin would look a lot like Ariel if she was half fish, or if Ariel was half foul-mouthed crazy tramp. Or all foul-mouthed crazy tramp. Or all foul-mouthed crazy hilarious.
Anyway, the point is: Star Jones tried to kill every little girl's animated hero, and Kathy Griffin is not Star Jones. Therefore, Star Jones must pay for breaking up Kathy Griffin's marriage. And admit it, even though there is literally no sense to my argument, you somehow still agree with me, don't you?
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So, you wouldn't happen to know how I could get in touch with Kathy would you? "Down to Earth Klown seeks love and affection. Must have sense of humor and enjoy balloon animals."
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