"The Rotterdam Zoo is giving away cardboard glasses that make it appear that you're looking off to one side; these are gorilla-viewing glasses, meant to avoid incidents in which gorillas attack visitors for making eye contact with them. The glasses' introduction follows an attack on a woman by an escaped gorilla...Well of course the glasses are sponsored by a local health-insurance company. That's just good business. Nothing drives up your premium like getting beat to shit by a gorilla.
"The specs are sponsored by a local health-insurance company."
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