Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Quad Shift


The long-awaited third sequel to the beloved classic The Fast & the Furious finally has a title!

See if you can guess which it is:

Fast 4 Furious

The 4ast and the 4urious

2 Fast 2 Furious²

The Fast and the Furious Xtreme 480

The Fast and the Furious: 4 on da 4loor

The Fastest and Furiousest

The Fast and the Furious: 4tean Drift (ghost cars are somehow involved)

2 Fast + 2 Furious = 4Ever

The Fast and the Furious 4: Now with Vin Diesel Again!

Fast and Furious

And the answer is...
That's right, they dropped the definite articles, motherfuckahs! Just Fast and Furious now, like us!

In some ways, I feel this is stupider than anything I came up with.

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