Hold Me Closer, Greedy Dancer

So we all know that Kevin Federline is still in love with Britney. Well, it turns out the two saw each other over Easter and are in talks for a getaway to rekindle their romance. Now would be a good time to buy Cheetos stock. Star reports:

"And that March 23 rendezvous went so well, insiders explain, that Brit and Kevin have agreed to take a trip far from the glare of Hollywood to work on their relationship.

"Kevin wants to take Britney away to see if there is anything to salvage between them," a family friend tells Star. "When he suggested it to her, she told him she was ready to go anytime he was."

May I recommend a location for the lovebirds? It's a quiet little place. Don't know if you've heard of it. It's called THE CENTER OF THE MOTHER*%#KING SUN! I'll provide the rocket. One of you get NASA on the line.