Steaming along like a Lionel train (see what I did there? Wheeee!), Nicole Richie just can't get any hotter (pun entirely and shamefully intended)! Seems she's been offered the lead role of Roxie Hart in the Broadway production of Chicago. A source for Us Weekly, who is either Nicole's publicist or escaped from a mental ward, had the following to say:
"It is in the super early stages of discussions and no decision has been made yet. It would give her a reason to really show her talent and to stay in the new place in NY Joel just got," the source says. "It also shows people are really excited about Nicole right now."
Yes, America just couldn't be more captivated with our newest sweetheart. Step aside, Lady Liberty, you're yesterday's news. The nation is truly abuzz with this emaciated waif who coked off all her baby weight within a week and then flew on the slightest of winds into our hearts. The ol' U.S. of A. salutes you, Nicole. Keep on snorting for the boys overseas! God bless, and Stars and Stripes forever!
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