Katie Bar The Door!

I keep telling myself that this will not turn into the "Tomkat Watch" blog... but dammit! I'm just a man! What do you want from me?

Katie Holmes -who has almost never been seen since "giving birth" to Suri back in April- was spotted recently on vacation in Telluride, Colorado doing some shopping with one of her friends. Baby Suri was nowhere to be seen, oddly enough, but before getting into the passenger seat of her Hummer H3 and heading home she told Us Weekly: “Suri’s doing great! She’s back at the house.” It should be noted that a few Telluride locals who were certainly not paid to say so said they saw li'l Suri! In fact, a clerk at a natural-goods store exclaimed that Suri is "funny looking."

The timing is so perfect for this! It's like the Cruise household started reading about how everybody questions if the baby actually exists so they sent Katie Holmes out on a little mission to convince everybody the baby is doing okay. And is real. And isn't just a Mr. Potato Head they're pushing around in a baby carriage. Or, well, a Mr. Potato Head they're paying someone else to push around in a baby carriage, anyway.