Holy shit.I've never crapped my pants over somebody running for President before, but that's because Christopher Walken has never run for President. And if I just implied that I crapped my pants, good, because I totally did. And if I just implicitly stated that Christopher Walken is running for President, good, because he totally is.
Besides killing terrorists with his bare hands and curing life-threatening diseases, he's also kicked Hitler in the face twice. I want to live in a world where the President of the United States is Christopher Walken. It might end civilization as we know it, but imagine the President saying to Japan's Prime Minister, "I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell."
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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