In case you've been wondering, now there's an Instructable on how to alter your own ears yourself with the help of a friend! You want elf ears? You got 'em!Okay, not really. The article just discusses the things to consider if you're interested in getting it done. So, I'll go ahead and post the DIY myself:
1. Find a pair of scissors. The sharper the better. The scissors you have from kindergarten should be fine.
2 Score some rubbing alcohol. Take a few shots.
3. Ask yourself, "Do I really want elf ears?" If the answer is no, repeat step 2, possibly alternating shots and bong hits.
4. Cut a triangular chunk out of your upper ear. You should be bleeding at this point.
5. Sterilize a needle with a lighter, thread with fishing line or yarn, and sew your ear back together in the desired shape.
6. Put some tape around your ear to hold it together and prevent strain on the stitches.
7. Repeat steps 4 through 6 for the other ear.
8. Change your name to Zelda.
8 comments:
wow, that is very hot :) you looks awsome. Do you have more pics?
You're f**ked in the head girl...way gone..
shut the f**k up, she looks amazing.
What's the point of going to the effort to look like an elf if you're going to have a face like a spanked arse? Smile for God's sake.
Link2008
why dont you guys leave her alone, i think she is beautiful and looks so amazing with her modification.
Link2008, why don't you fuck off to Hyrule you dumb cunt...
OMG I thought girls like this only existed in my dreams!!111!!!
Ouch, that looks painful. I would probably consider it if very drunk, i would love pointy ears, they are hot (:
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