Some guy opened his laptop to make a repair and found a rogue keylogger inside.
"What could this mean? I called Dell tech support about it, and they said, and I quote, "The integrated service tag identifier is there for assisting customers in the event of lost or misplaced personal information." He then hung up.
I called the police, as having a keylogger unknown to me in my laptop is a serious offense. They told me to call the Department of Homeland Security. At this point, I am in disbelief. Why would the DHS have a keylogger in my laptop? It was surreal.
So I called them, and they told me to submit a Freedom of Information Act request."
Here's a scanned copy of the reply to his request:
DHS for the win!
(Oh, come on... you weren't using those civil rights anyway.)
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