Thursday, June 19, 2008

Tanned And Feathered

Tanners, you're going to have to help me out on this one because I have no clue when it comes this stuff: What the hell is going on with Tila Tequila's tan? Either she went nuts with the bronzing gun, or someone left the E-Z Bake Oven open again. Which one is it? I know it's not natural because I've read the Keebler Elves' charter, and it strictly prohibits exposure to "the human's harsh sun." It's called research, kids.

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