Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Dina? Sure....

Jumpin' jesus on a pogo stick... this news is legit.

Dina Lohan will be recognized as a "mother of the year" by an organization whose charter undoubtedly requires a commitment to smoking crack rocks the size of Buicks. TMZ reports:

"Mingling Moms, a social networking organization for mothers, is naming
LiLo's mommie dearest one of its Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities at a
ceremony on Tuesday."

It should be noted that Dina earned a spot after a woman who drowned her kids in a tub filled with gasoline and Wheat Thins couldn't attend. Dina did have to agree to sign over legal custody of her youngest child, Cody. To which Dina replied: "Who? Oh, right, 'Boy-Lindsay'. Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Is that drink yours?"

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