Jingle Belle

So, as I'm sure you all know, Jessica Simpson co-hosted The View yesterday. To no one's real surprise, she didn’t really talk much when it came to current events. She plugged her new fashion line then resorted to her trademark blank stare for the rest of the show, according to Page Six:

"She was never intended to be on the show as a moderator," noted an insider
who alerted Page Six to the episode. "It was all a big plug for her label -
Jessica barely even talked to the guests."

I think Jessica Simpson should’ve been allowed to talk to the guests. You know, just so we could watch her head explode when one of them tried to explain what a newspaper is. “So, what do you mean?” she’d ask. “You... what’s the word... read? You ‘read’ the words and it put ‘facts’ in your head about what’s happening in, what was it... the 'world'? I don’t feel so good.” KERPLOW!