Lindsay Lohan (card-carrying member of
Alcoholics Anonymous) recently left rehab (as we all -Hasselhoff help us- know) and went straight to the sensible folks at
Svedka vodka to get them to sponsor her 21st birthday party in Las Vegas. The deal could allegedly earn Lindsay up to seven figures. Lindsay's sad shell of a lawyer confirmed the vodka deal, saying:
"This should be one of the best parties ever."
Everything about this just sounds like a good idea. Maybe after the party she can rub herself down with steak and play with some tigers. I mean, as long as we're sticking with good ideas and all.
Lindsay Lohan (card-carrying member of Alcoholics Anonymous) recently left rehab (as we all -Hasselhoff help us- know) and went straight to the sensible folks at Svedka vodka to get them to sponsor her 21st birthday party in Las Vegas. The deal could allegedly earn Lindsay up to seven figures. Lindsay's sad shell of a lawyer confirmed the vodka deal, saying:
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please read my fictional blog journal. Tell your friends.
Update: DUI...Cocaine...could jail time be in LiLo's future? Bunking with Paris? Hmmm?
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