Star Jones showed up at the Dancing With The Stars afterparty looking like, uh, well, this.I can't even look at it. She's like those leather-skinned creatures in Beastmaster who'd leap up behind some hapless traveller in the plain, wrap their leathery wings around him, and leech him dry... leaving the bones, of course. Maybe for a snack for an amusing ferret who'd surely pilfer a key sooner or later.
Just make sure you remember what this looks like, because if the devil were to ever take human form this is it right here.
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