Force Choked

This is a European ad for McDonald's in which an upset looking Darth Vader force-floats his food in front of himself while a curly haired guy sucks face with a pale hooker in a back booth. It is all part of McDonald's new 'Come as you are' campaign, which, if I'm not mistaken, is Nirvana inspired. I'll just sit here and watch all of my icons shrivel up and die, shall I?

You've Got Mail!

Build it yourself! Spam filter not included!

Effects? Special!

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Makes you wonder how realistically we'll be able to render talking dog mouths given another hundred years.

Wankers

Here's a sentence I never saw myself typing: These are the stupidest pants I've ever seen.

Done Thinking. Done Feeling.

Rush (Hour)

Rush

Rush

Rush

Dana!

Patton! You Magnificent Bastard!

Arrrrr! Pirate Golf!

Click pic to putt!

Shin Sprint

Mother Nature Haters

So... what's in that giant box, so carefully taped to a cardboard-covered pallet, anyway?

Must be important! Must be big!

Click the pic to find out! Then vomit in disgust on your own time. I'm workin' here.

USA! USA! USA!

Horde For Me To Say I'm Sorry

Well now, since there's no hockey on some Canadian mathematicians have shifted their efforts to creating a mathematical model for surviving the zombie uprising. And you said nothing good ever came out of Canada! That guy, right there -- he's the one who said it. GET HIM, CANUCKS!

"Anyway, the model focuses on modern zombies, which are "very different from the voodoo and the folklore zombies." It takes into account the possibility of quarantine (could lead to eradication, but unlikely to happen) and treatment (some humans survive, but they still must coexist with zombies), but shows that there is only one strategy likely to succeed: "impulsive eradication."

" "Only sufficiently frequent attacks, with increasing force, will result in eradication, assuming the available resources can be mustered in time," they concluded."

Pfft, I came up with a better model than that. It goes like this: me + shovel = zombie - head. Zombie - head = that zombieskin rug I've always wanted in front of the fire place!

Oh, Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh.

You know, why it's taken so long to produce some good looking lightsaber chopsticks is beyond me. I mean, they just make sense. Like wind energy and peeing in the sink, but with a culinary flair. Available in three colors, the $10 sticks are the perfect utensils for devouring Tauntaun and Ewok dishes.

But What's That Terminator Arm Doing There?

Wow.






I don't really have any more info on this house except that it's filled with virtually every single piece of Star Wars memorabilia short of George Lucas's corpse. CLICK!

SO Not Cool

Unless you can run faster than 7 miles an hour.

Tasting And Judgement