Now With More Killer Robot!

I'm not shilling for Denny's, honest... but this commercial highlights the importance of eating a hearty breakfast in the fight against machines, and you should really see it. You can't go fighting those robotic bastards on an empty stomach -- they'll gut you like a fish!



The Grand Slamwich from Denny's: it's what John Connor would do.

No Arigato! No!

Haven't I been sayin' it?

A stone-lifting robot attacked a factory worker in Sweden, nearly killing him. Are you surprised? You shouldn't be.

Per Google translation:

"When the man went into the building he thought that he broke the power of the machine but he had not. Instead, the robot in time and brought formidable force while in the man's head. He managed to defend itself, but received serious injuries on the body.

"The man had big turn. He had four broken ribs and was close to delete with, "says Leif Johansson"

"Close to delete." That's Google translation talk for mostly dead. NOW can we just all agree to lift our own rocks?

Blast From The Past

Now... blast off!

This Is The Picture

Proof Of Pork

Yes, it's bacon-flavored vodka.

Yes, it's real.

No, you aren't limited to pouring it on syrup-flavored strippers.

Oooooo! Recipes!

Red Rover

Yeah, so while you were sleeping....

"A team led by Byeong-Chun Lee of Seoul National University in South Korea created the dogs by cloning fibroblast cells that express a red fluorescent gene produced by sea anemones.

"Greg Barsh, a geneticist at Stanford University who studies dogs as models of human disease, says creating a transgenic dog is "an important accomplishment", showing that cloning and transgenesis can be applied to a wide range of mammals.

"I do not know of specific situations where the ability to produce transgenic dogs represents an immediate experimental opportunity," Barsh adds. But transgenic dogs will give researchers another potential tool to understand disease."

Huh. I just thought it was so burglars wouldn't trip over them.

Temple Of Logan

Okay, so look: I don't actually give a shit about the new Wolverine: Dress Patterns film opening soon, alright? Quit asking me about it.

But just look how X-treme this highly-sweetened cappuccino is at your local 7-11! It's probably the most X-treme "French vanilla energy boost" on the market. Way more X-treme than Candy Cane Cocoa, that's for sure. You hand one of these to Wolverine and, why, he can't even wait for it to cool! Luckily, his mutant healing factor quickly soothes his burnt tongue.

What? Do I Have To Spell It Out For You?

I heart Google Maps!

Henson's 11

Tap Into Oakland

Aaaaaauuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Bug. Zapper.

What? "Why?" I don't know why. Why do people build any kind of robot? Exactly, because they're assholes. And stupid. Both.

"Designed and built by an Ibaraki man in his garage over the course of
eleven years, the "Kabutom MX-03″ looks like a prop from a Power Rangers
spin-off but is an actual working vehicle.

"Shaped like a kabuto-mushi (rhinocerous beetle, a favorite design of
Japanese toymakers and, uh, candymakers), it can be remote controlled or piloted
from the cockpit (visible on the left side), and is capable of carrying
passengers inside its shell."

First of all, eleven years? Some poor bastard pissed away more than a decade building what I'm going to destroy in an alcohol-fueled afternoon? Sucks. Sorta'.

Enter Scary Girl

It's huge. It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's fun to play.

Check it out! Scary Girl!

Head-Bobbin'-Up-Skirtin'-Perversion-Therapy

Japanese erotic game maker Teatime's latest perversion comes in the form of Tech48, a platform which allows players to look at the in-game characters using head-tracking technology via webcam. What does this mean to the lay-pervert? More realistic upskirt action!

If You Build It...

He will come.

Safety First... And Last

Taxing

Look, before you start huffing and puffing and crowing about not filing, read this.

Then rush to the Post Office like everyone else.

Happy compulsory compliance!

The Paas That Refreshes

Braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssssss

Speaking of the dead rising, Woody Harrelson beat up a photographer this weekend, and blamed it on the fact he thought the guy was a zombie. There's really nothing more I can say.

"Harrelson, who is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault in 2006, did not deny his involvement.

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said."

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