Holiday Gift Ideas #46-50.

Holiday Gift Idea #50: Ringly? Thankly!

Holiday Gift Idea #49: Listen!

Holiday Gift Idea #48: It's aliiiiiiiiiiiive!

Holiday Gift Idea #47: Whatever you do... don't. Speak.

Holiday Gift Idea #46: Cool Kubed.

Holiday Gift Ideas #41-45.

Holiday Gift Idea #45: Sweet!

Holiday Gift Idea #44: Spam a lot!

Holiday Gift Idea #43: Jerk it! What?

Holiday Gift Idea #42: Food of the Chosen.

Holiday Gift Idea #41: Make a Meal of it!

Holiday Gift Ideas #34-40.

Holiday Gift Idea #40: "Will you go to lunch?"

Holiday Gift Idea #39: "I put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains."

Holiday Gift Idea #38: "Do you wanna' gossip or do you wanna' shoot somebody?"

Holiday Gift Idea #37: "I'm from the United States of Kiss My Ass."

Holiday Gift Idea #36: "So that happened."

Holiday Gift Idea #35: "People dyin'... people killin' them."

Holiday Gift Idea #34: "A man distracted is a man defeated."

Holiday Gift Idea #33.

Here we go to save the world.

Holiday Gift Ideas #23-32.

Holiday Gift Idea #32: “Science is magic that works.”

Holiday Gift Idea #31: “I think we're simply going to run out of Nature before we have a chance to destroy it.” 

Holiday Gift Idea #30: “The world is really wild at heart and weird on top.” 

Holiday Gift Idea #29: “Dark, light, dark, light, dark - I swung and missed.” 

Holiday Gift Idea #28: "The planet doesn’t give a shit whether or not you’re on it."

Holiday Gift Idea #27: “Now you see... they're not fit for humans...."

Holiday Gift Idea #26: "Someone gave little Davy Hutchinson a few pebbles."

Holiday Gift Idea #25: “The greater the scientific advance, the more primitive the fear.” 

Holiday Gift Idea #24: “You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.” 

Holiday Gift Idea #23: “We are all insects. Groping towards something terrible or divine.” 

The Purpose Of Death...

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Holiday Gift Ideas #15-22.

Holiday Gift Idea #22: Next Year in Jerusalem.

Holiday Gift Idea #21: מכתב sweater.

Holiday Gift Idea #20: Mezuzah!

Holiday Gift Idea #19: Haroset the table.

Holiday Gift Idea #18: So let it be written.

Holiday Gift Idea #17: So let it be worn.

Holiday Gift Idea #16: Everyday, everyday, everyday.

Holiday Gift Idea #15: Kindle the Chanukah light.

Holiday Gift Ideas #12, 13 & 14.

Holiday Gift Idea #14: The mouse that roared.

Holiday Gift Idea #13: Over there.

Holiday Gift Idea #12: The greatest generation.

Holiday Gift ideas #9, 10 & 11.

Holiday Gift Idea #11: Pants, regenerated.

Holiday Gift Idea #10: Save a little Who in your robe for me.

Holiday Gift Idea #9: K-9 playtime.

Holiday Gift Ideas #6, 7 & 8.

Holiday Gift Idea #8: Big man in Krampus.

Holiday Gift Idea #7: Krampus kostume? Kool!

Holiday Gift Idea #6: Living, dead... Krampus.

Happy Krampusnacht!

In the mouth of  badness.

Happy Birthday.

The Best Thing I Said Today!

"That bicyclist is either flipping me off or signaling a right turn. Either way her communication skills could use some work."

Holiday Gift Idea #5

Don't be a pinhead.