The Best Thing I Said Today.

"Dude, I didn't print the damn thing."

Haunted All Of My Dreams.

Draw Up & Sleep.

The first time I saw Gene Wilder wasn't in "Willy Wonka," it was in "Blazing Saddles." That dude showed me a person could be unbelievably cool and unbelievably dorky and unbelievably mysterious all at once. I've tried for 50 years to be the same, and failed... the bar was maaaaaaybe set a little too high. Anyway, thank you, Mr. Wilder, for the inspiration and well, for a world of true imagination. RIP.

140 Characters. Or Less? Less.

Great Kid! Don't Get Cocky!

Just sayin'.

I Say "Sabotaaaahhhhhhaaaage"

Suit Up, Up And Away!

Nobody's Gonna' Tell Me I Can't.

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Zombie Or Not A Zombie?

The Best Thing I Said Today.

"My super power? Eating things that aren't food."

You down with misogyny? You know me!

Aaaannndddd No Sense.

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Too New To Be Named.

I've Been Too Long I'm Glad To Be Back.

Ready For Action!

The Outlaw Eastwood Wails.

Seriously?

Too Short.

What? Too soon?

So Long... And Thanks For All The Fish!

King Me.

Can You Picture That?

Poll Position.

Zombie... Or Not A Zombie?

No PBS!

I See (Birthday) Sparks!

Who Asked You?

You Say "Rude," I Say "Patriots."

"Nuts" To You!

"I have a hobby that's really wonderful because it helps me understand the meaning of one word with a sentence that reflects the words meaning and definition. These are called Buseyisms. I take these from my own heart, my own spirit and my own soul and make this interpretation so you can hear it and live by it." - Gary

The Best Thing I Said Today.

"Nope. Those are my toes."

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