Monday, November 30, 2015
Sunday, November 29, 2015
Saturday, November 28, 2015
Friday, November 27, 2015
Thursday, November 26, 2015
We Would be Honored if You Would Join Us.
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I
invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." ~Jon Stewart
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Monday, November 23, 2015
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Saturday, November 21, 2015
Friday, November 20, 2015
File Under:
Things you find (and maybe shove in your pocket for free WiFi) in Hyatt ballrooms you shouldn't be entering.
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Sunday, November 15, 2015
Saturday, November 14, 2015
Friday, November 13, 2015
The Best Thing I Said Today.
Regarding the relative merits of Kale salad:
"What doesn't Kale you makes you stronger!"
"What doesn't Kale you makes you stronger!"
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Gone, Gone, Gone.
“The letter said that they were two feet high, and green., and
shaped like plumber's friends. Their suction cups were on the ground, and their
shafts, which were extremely flexible, usually pointed to the sky. At the top
of each shaft was a little hand with a green eye in its palm. The creatures
were friendly, and they could see in four dimensions. They pitied Earthlings
for being able to see only three. They had many wonderful things to teach
Earthlings, especially about time. Billy promised to tell what some of those
wonderful things were in his next letter.
"Billy was working on his second letter when the first
letter was published. The second letter started out like this:
"The most important thing I learned on Tralfamadore was
that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in
the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All moments,
past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist. The
Tralfamadorians can look at all the different moments just that way we can look
at a stretch of the Rocky Mountains, for instance. They can see how permanent
all the moments are, and they can look at any moment that interests them. It is
just an illusion we have here on Earth that one moment follows another one,
like beads on a string, and that once a moment is gone it is gone forever.
"When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is
that the dead person is in a bad condition in that particular moment, but that
the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Now, when I myself
hear that somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say what the Tralfamadorians say
about dead people, which is "so it goes.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
In LaBeouf.
Shia LaBeouf wants you to watch him watch all of his movies.
It's now legal to kill him in 48 US states.
It's now legal to kill him in 48 US states.
Monday, November 09, 2015
Sunday, November 08, 2015
Paws Like Me!
Answer a few questions and get matched with the perfect pet!
I tried it! The results? Much better than the results I got from "Spies Like Us."
I tried it! The results? Much better than the results I got from "Spies Like Us."
Saturday, November 07, 2015
Friday, November 06, 2015
Thursday, November 05, 2015
Wednesday, November 04, 2015
Tuesday, November 03, 2015
Monday, November 02, 2015
Sunday, November 01, 2015
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